Re: [aroid-l] Edible Spathiphyllum Inflorescences?

From: "Ron Iles" roniles at eircom.net> on 2002.09.15 at 10:52:17(9418) Ahem - just got up, Sundam morn. Excuse me Signor Vannini! Roundup? Potion of the Devil. Yes, yes, feed the Highland Mayas (& probably later yourselves), keep the useless jungle, please the wretched & tedious interfering conservationists. Jungle fresh Big Mac Spathifodder & Spathifeelies by Interflora for that randy occasion. In case you do spray Round-up by plane, I'll grow the Guats in h(e)aven Ireland. Please do you have the fax number of the Highland Mayum? +More Some say aroids with the biggest parts have the biggest members?. A wretched rampant 3 metre plus Kota Kinabalu monster is reported. So unless the Devil's potion has got to it, THAT might free some of you folks from your unhealthy pre-occupation with Durians & unprotected Titans & give you bigger bangs for your little bucks. No, I'll just grow fruit & veg & live in my bunker. Anybody want the container load of Spathifeellies? Did you know the Aroid Society which is my Advertising Department has most kindly put a Spath on the Show Poster. I affectionately call it "Plastic Flamingo", cockney rhyming slang, almost, instead of its real name, On its member & other parts, its got white spots AND streaks When people see it they'll think "Ah, Fred! Keep away! Spathifeelies". What free Advertising! Thanks Reggie. Folks - please join in the sing - "Feed me till I want no more...or waggle your hips & delete. If the IAS moderators don't fumigate me Pax vobiscum Fred Flintstone., B. Spath (Food Tech)

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