Re No spaths here

From: "Ron Iles" roniles at eircom.net> on 2001.05.31 at 18:25:06(6643) Michael & Sue No Spaths! Ridiculous! "THEY" will ALL be here, thank you! Hurray now I begin to realise your problems! Some of you are al fresco phalloids, only in season briefly now and then and dormant between. I suppose when it all happens, even piano legs need to be skirted or trousered. And, Michael, judging by the Jungle picture, maybe is it not safe for you to excite ladies in those shorts . Be warned folks he may put similar things on his "Alocasia-only" WEB SITE! So, ladies please form a calm queue at the gate of Why and Be'l. My things are always in season in Ireland and periods of unwelcome dormancy would devastating. Please would someone write definitive guidance for those stricken folks in the confidential Members Newsletter? ("My" chosen genus - If you have it, the answer is "No, I don't"). Michael, how little would it cost to phyto air post rescue, otherwise un-missable samples of the not very many spaths from your dried up river bed. Do they have authentic names? I am sorry to write publically but I am trying to let other Members see how idealistically sacrificial you are for the NewsEd who put your magnificent articlet in the next issue. +More Ron (Collector only of "THE" plants which, to avoid audience fatigue, shall henceforth be called "THEM"). When you see postings of "THEM" on the Web, there will be a queue for "THEM", but not for my legs. Have you joined IAS so that you more easily and far less expensively, get the plants you need? | | _________________________________________________________________________ | |

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