Line Dancing & Spadix Sambas

From: "Ron Iles" roniles at eircom.net> on 2001.07.02 at 16:37:22(6937) In the long long winter evenings of West Cork you can hear the screams of primitive New World pre-pollination rituals. Line Dancing is rampant. The coming of non-indigenous parents into this pollen transfer system seems to be enriching local gene pools. They were depleted by line breeding over hundreds of generations. The new outbred progeny have the expected hybrid qualities and now are not even recognisable as Hibernian. The pure original species may be endangered. I say Hi-bernian because the indigenous pink skin is being outbred. It burns easily, presumably a recessive characteristic, a kind of blush albino for passion visibility in long dark candle lit winter nights. The more resistant European skin of the new offspring has survival advantages when the frantic behavioural patterns of alien species & hybrids mainly in the New World have destroyed the ozone layer and global UV levels are at mark ten skin grill cuisine "A la Bush". Line dancing is a splendid precursor to miscagenation for enhancing gene pool diversity. To render strains resistant to the otherwise catastrophic damage caused by less adaptable & self-destructive mainly Brave New World life forms. +More A catastrophic increase in global lust for Peace Lilies has also to be reported. There is no way world demand can ever be met. The increase in demand has forced my factory into adding genetic repugnancy to the genus by hybridising with Amorphophallus. Fortunately, most of the market is "Mr. Max", less discerning aliens who prefer tuberculous tropicals which play dead for the winter, maybe like themselves. The new advantageously more pungently potent Spathiphyllum hybrids should meet both their aesthetic predelictions & their very obvious functional inclinations. The new Amorospathylloids will be available from tissue culture through mainly American supermarkets soon. However to ensure supplies of new strains of factory fresh hybrid product with maximum quality ingredients & good shelf life, please send this bastard manufacturing company any wayward or wanton gene material on top of or under which you may happen to find yourself. Ah! How utterly meaningless Life would be without discourse on pure bred angelic attornies, line bred pooches, whirling dervish culto-taxonomy & amorphophallic erotic-coprophilic symbolism. Do I hear you genteely mutter, "but there's always not so simple Peace Lilies?". Please, please, no, don't even consider it, please! You know I didn't really understand how to do a spadix samba until I read Aroid L? How many for the next line dance please? Unstigmatically & unstyle-istically Green Devil's Maverick strikes again P.S. I hope this is not too long, Julyus?

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